The Perfect Paradox
#so do cats even exist #too cute 50 minutes ago | 107,828 notes

precarioussanity:

you know how sometimes you accidentally write the wrong year on a paper? like, i occasionally think it’s still 2011

especially right after new years, we all do this

but guys

i just wrote “1998” on my essay

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#oh dear 1 hour ago | 22,131 notes

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

Mary Poppins Quits with Kristen Bell

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Please someone tell me Julie Andrews saw this lol

#yes good #mary poppins 2 hours ago | 71,199 notes
Talking about my favorite band:
  • Me: They're all idiots.
  • Person: I thought you liked them
  • Me: no you don't understand
#gpoy #kpop 3 hours ago | 75,560 notes

DancingBilly

DancingBilly

#bb #you look like you're speedwalking somewhere #'THERE IS DISCOUNTED CHICKEN AT THE MARKET!!! MUST HURRY!!!' #kai #exo 4 hours ago | 28 notes
#lovely boy #(not a fan of those shirts though) #exo #luhan 5 hours ago | 876 notes
#bb #that car is perhaps #... #a little too small for you #kai #exo 5 hours ago | 4,684 notes

imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but men are so stupid and insecure we literally had to change the SATs to make them easier for them because women were scoring better than them and their poor delicate fee fees couldn’t stand it.

6 hours ago | 1,115 notes
embraceyourfreak: Do you have any pictures of dogs running so fast they look like they're hover-crafts? Love your blog by the way, totally brightens my day!

doublepistolsandawonk:

thecutestofthecute:

ACTIVATING LAUNCH SEQUENCE IN 3.. 2..1

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jesus lord

#OMG #puppyeol #ALL OF THEM #animal!exo #too cute 7 hours ago | 35,942 notes

theicelandicmountaindaisy:

One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perceptive as a pile of bricks.

#harry potter 8 hours ago | 44,555 notes

140903: sm signing contract ceremony in beijing

#SO #BOY #UGH #SPARE ME #chanyeol #exo #SUIT 9 hours ago | 510 notes

punkrockluna:

The pride in his eyes in that last cap

#yes good 10 hours ago | 471,406 notes
Tampons were packed with their strings connecting them, like a strip of sausages, so they wouldn’t float away. Engineers asked Ride, “Is 100 the right number?” She would be in space for a week. “That would not be the right number,” she told them. At every turn, her difference was made clear to her. When it was announced Ride had been named to a space flight mission, her shuttle commander, Bob Crippen, who became a lifelong friend and colleague, introduced her as “undoubtedly the prettiest member of the crew.” At another press event, a reporter asked Ride how she would react to a problem on the shuttle: “Do you weep?”

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Astronaut Sally Ride and the Burden of Being “The First” (via yahighway)

Men don’t appreciate the amount of self-control women have to exercise in order not to spend their entire lives facepalming.

(via vulvanity)

11 hours ago | 25,264 notes

imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

11 hours ago | 217,290 notes

sherlockspeare:

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#benedict cumberbatch #keira knightley 12 hours ago | 240,081 notes
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