So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”
I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:
“Because I’m full of bees”
I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.
#ah yes #i am once again reminded that lee sungmin is perfect #super junior #sungmin #jia #miss a
Sungmin saves Miss A’s Jia from danger. (◕‿◕✿)
one of the few reasons why I love him
white boys who respond to criticism of racism and sexism by ominously saying that there are ‘bigger problems’ scare me. like what is this big secret problem and why won’t anyone tell me about it? are we going to be eaten alive by mutant sharks? are oranges secretly poisoning us? who knows. the white boys, apparently.
"OOPS" is not an appropriate reaction to a sperm/yogurt mixup.
#that hand gesture he does in the second gif okay #/I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M SO POPULAR/ #[SHOVES MY HAND INTO YOUR FACE] #exo #chanyeol #kris
the vain couple （−＿− ；)
#i would buy whatever it is #just so i could have this packaging okay #exo #ot12
the ‘hand’ of exo / drink beer save water
#but...how? #kris i understand #but xiumin??? #luhan??? #their faces??? #exo #hyung line
ladies and gentlemen, the oldest members of exo
I have such a weakness for characters who use snark and humor to cover up the fact that they feel like huge fuck ups but they’re actually heroes with hearts of gold and smart as all hell
#the amount of not okay this photoshoot was #ot12 #exo
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#well to be fair #if i ever saw luhan i would want to dump a pound of feathers on him too #luhan #exosehun was able to get a pillow but luhan got something else
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