you know how sometimes you accidentally write the wrong year on a paper? like, i occasionally think it’s still 2011
especially right after new years, we all do this
i just wrote “1998” on my essay
#yes good #mary poppins
Please someone tell me Julie Andrews saw this lol
- Me: They're all idiots.
- Person: I thought you liked them
- Me: no you don't understand
#bb #you look like you're speedwalking somewhere #'THERE IS DISCOUNTED CHICKEN AT THE MARKET!!! MUST HURRY!!!' #kai #exo
I’m not a misandrist, but men are so stupid and insecure we literally had to change the SATs to make them easier for them because women were scoring better than them and their poor delicate fee fees couldn’t stand it.
#OMG #puppyeol #ALL OF THEM #animal!exo #too cute
ACTIVATING LAUNCH SEQUENCE IN 3.. 2..1
One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perceptive as a pile of bricks.
Men don’t appreciate the amount of self-control women have to exercise in order not to spend their entire lives facepalming.
I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:
If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?
If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?
If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?
Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.
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